usagi knows what’s up
A stray cat had kittens in a bush in our yard:
did solid snake ever found a nation dedicated SOLELY to caring about children? no, he didn’t
you know who did? big boss
you know who did nothing wrong? big boss
"no, we want to put a different character in our movie!" the animator screams
but it’s too late
rapunzel has stormed the office and is knocking over furniture
"give me the helmet," she snarls, shaking a mocap actor by the ping-pong balls
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
A game where you play as a skeleton collecting bones and customizing your skeleton body so that you can have variants such as really really really long legs or arms and have a cow skull head.
Beating a level gives you a message saying “Nice job, skeleton.”
as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment
Can’t wait until these cuties are released!!! Check the shopping guide for links to buy everything!